Ardbeg, Single Malt The Ultimate Wee Beastie 5YO, Islay

Smokier than the boots that I just inherited from my uncle and chonkier than a butterball turkey, Wee Beastie is an unabashedly forward Scotch that is perfect for anyone who chases the big smoke. At the end of the day this is more Scotch than a game of hopscotch, less hop than the Easter Bunny, and more whisky than you'll find for the money anywhere else in Scotland.